"What the hell are you doing here!?"
"Well, love you to Mum, god, you'd think you'd be glad to see me!"
"Not like this...I mean, of course I am, just I didn't expect you."
"I've been calling for days but men kept picking up, what kinda commune you living in here! So who's this?"
"Oh, er Paul...this is my daughter Adelaide, Adelaide...Paul."
"You have to be joking Sydney....you don't have a daughter......do you?"
"WHAT!? MUM! He doesn't even know?"
"Adelaide, get in the house now.."

"Paul, darlin, I'm so sorry, I just didn, I mean how do you say something like that...."
"Whatever Syd, I'm having trouble trying to focus to reality right now."

"So Mum...nice place you got here. So this your new boyfriend? Well I guessed as much, hi Paul, nice to meet you, I think we'll get on just fine. Yeah, this looks like a nice joint, nice neighbourhood too, friendly folk....not like that grot hole of school you sent me too."
"Yeah, Adelaide, why aren't you there?"
"You mean Dad hasn't rung?"
"No."
"Ooh, so you really weren't expecting me....I see..."
"Yeah, so why aren't you at school?"
"I'll let Dad tell ya, it'll be easier.."
"ADELAIDE!"
"OK, I got expelled alright. I mean I didn't mean to set fire to that guy but.."
"YOU SET FIRE TO SOMEONE?"
"I was only playing with a bunson burner...he's alright...so where am I sleeping.."

"Na..ah...ah....no way Sydney, she is NOT staying here."
"Paul, she's my daughter! I can't just sling her out on the street."
"Well you seemingly slung her out of your life and into a boarding school. You can do it again."
"Paul!!"
"No..I'm not having it. This is my house, mine, do you hear. I'm going to Harry's stag do and by the time I'm back she'll be gone!"
"Paul......PAUL....be reasonable.."
"Not listening, see ya..."

At Kate's old flat a few friends have gathered to celebrate with Laura:
"Well here's to Harry! May he make you happy, fine and hunky!"
"Lol!! Well he makes me all of those already so I guess I'm pretty sorted."
"Hey, can I get another glass..."
"Dee! You drunk it already, you're going to be dwunk soon. Here....take the bottle."
"Dwunk!? I don't think I'm the one thats drunk little miss bride to be!!"

"I'll get you for that...."
"Nooo, noooo....you'll give me the hiccups!!"
"You deserve more......take this...hee hee hee....Kate put some music on, lets party, its my last night as a single women....Jase, I might call on a last man snog....and, well, it won't count cause your gay!! Hee hee hee."
"Come here then, darlin, I can be a man....I'll scratch my groin, sniff my armpits....yep, 100% pure man flesh coming at you..."
"noooooooooooooo, Kate quick save me......"

"Come on then, show us your moves..lol....."
"Go Kate, I've gotta save my energy for tomorrow night! Hee hee."
"You naughty girl! its gonna be woohoo all the way to the airport isn't it!"
"Yeah...your damn right it is!"

At Marc's the guys are having a rather quiet stag doo:
"Thanks for this Marc, its nice to all get together."
"Well, we couldn't let you marry without some sort of commiseration!"
"Oi, Marc, that's my daughter your talking about.."
"Sorry Geoff I wa"
"I was joking Marc...you know funny haa haa."
"Oh yes, sorry."

"Guys, come on, we need to liven this party up a bit, blare some music, have some drinks."
"We can't Paul, I do have a son you know, I have to be responsible unlike some sims."
"Oh don't even start on me about that Marc, I'm so not in the mood and your were in the wrong anyway."
"What!? I was in the wrong, I don't"
"Guys, come on, this is supposed to be a stag do, leave it off, for Harry."

"Thanks Garth, very well said. Look anyway, I think I'm gonna go, you know get an early night, big day tommorrow!"
"WHAT!? Oh no you don't! We're got beers out the back and we're gonna drink ALL of them."
"Ok, ok, Garth, don't blow a fuse...come on, lets get some more beers."

The following morning everyone's at the church in time. Harry stands at the alter with best man Paul, the organ starts and Laura appears through the church doors:

"Laura, you look.....amazing..."
"Thanks Harry, I can't believe this is us, getting married, you ready."
"Yeah, more than I've ever been."
"Vicar.."
"Ok, Good Morning everyone, welcome to this, the marriage of Harry John Neal to Laura Elizabeth Heppal. Please be seated."

On the other side of town a frantic Maria Heppal is rushing out of jail:
"Ok have you got everything Maria."
"Yes, I need to go, come on, hurry please."
"I can't go any faster Maria, there's papers and forms to be filled out. Just because your appeal was successful doesn't mean we can just release you like that...we need a few signatures.."
"Ok, ok, but you did book my taxi?"
"Yes, I did...now don't worry....sign here........all done. Well Maria, good luck to you.."
"Thanks, I gotta go...byeeee..."

"OH MY GOD, where's the cab?? I need it now....she said she'd booked it....Oh please, oh please, I can't miss this, I need to be there....TAXI!!"

At the church the couple are saying their vows:
"I Harry John Neal, take you, Laura Elizabeth Heppal, to be my wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part, or the Lord comes for His own, and hereto I pledge you my faithfulness."

"Laura, please repsond with your vows."
"I, Laura Elizabeth Heppal, take you, Harry John Neal, to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part, or the Lord comes for His Own, and hereto I pledge you my faithfullness."

"And now the rings...Paul....thankyou.."
"Laura, with this ring, I thee wed, to show as a sign of our everlasting union and happiness."
"Harry, with this ring, I thee wed, to show as a sign of our everlasting union and happiness."

"The couple have showed their love and caring to one another and by participating in the bonds of marriage have pledged their allegiance to one another in the eyes of god. If anyone here present, knows of any reason, why these two cannot wed, they must speak it now or forever hold their peace."

"WAITTTTTTTTTTTTT, STOP.................................."