"Yeah, I know...you mean the one on my left testicle right?"
"Yeah...you never mentioned it. What have the doctor's said?"
"Nothing...I haven't been to the docs!!"
"Are you kidding me! Paul!!"
"What...its just a lump...."
"Yeah and your friends just died from cancer, that doesn't scare you?"

"Are you saying...are you saying that its cancer?"
"Paul, I'm only a nurse but it could be....I can't believe you haven't worried about it."
"Well I didn't think, I just thought it was a spot or something...oh my god...Sidney...I can't die..."

"Come on Paul...lets go to hospital. I'm not supposed to do this but I'll see if I can pull a few strings and get a consultant to have a look at you.."
"Would you, really?"
"Yeas of course...by the look on your face I know you didn't realise...come on..."

At the pub Harry's working when Garth arrives:
"Hi Garth, are you alright??"
"No...not really...Harry listen I need somewhere to stay..."

"Why? Pen kicked you out again, lol......oh ok, she has...sorry mate..what did you do this time??"
"I don't wanna talk about it. Look I just knew you had a room going and wanted to see if it was still there.."
"Yeah it is and we could really do with someone, the rents getting above us.."
"Oh yes, the rent...ummmm Harry, I've got no money at the moment, is it possible that I could pay you at the end of the month?"
"Garth! That's a bit much....look as its you then ok...but I have to have it at the end of the month ok."
"Sure thing Harry, thankyou so, so much.."
"Look here's the key, go and let yourself in, your room's the first on the left...Kate's old room."

"Hey Kate.."
"Hi Harry, how you doing?"
"Fine thanks..hey listen...trouble at the Dixon house...Garth's moving into your old room!"
"Oh really...well good on her...I've heard stuff from Laura about him and he doesn't seem great! Anyway, just popped in to get a bottle of wine...I've got to suck up to Keith as I've been spending loadsa time with Marc."
"How is he?"
"Marc....coping. I wouldn't say he's coping well, but as much as he can. Harry I miss her so much and everytime I hold that baby, all I do is think about her. Why the hell did this happen to such a person, she was the best."
"I know Kate, she was and we've got to make sure that Christopher grows up knowing it."

At Tomlins a friend arrives:
"Hey Rachel...I haven't seen you in a while, what have you been up to?"

"Hi Laura, I'm great thanks. I've just been preparing some stuff?"
"Cool, preparing what?"
"Oh you'll see..."
"How exciting a surprise!!"
"Definately a surprise all right!"
"Listen guys, I've got to pick Tom up from school so I'll see you later...Rachel wanna come?"
"Sure...see you later, nice to meet you."

"Hey your friends seem nice."
"They are..they'll stick by me through everything...they're the best."
"How's things with Harry??"
"Great thanks...I don't know if you heard but my mum's gone to prison and I've been really upset. My Harry's been by my side the whole way...he's ace."
"Oh Laura, I'm so sorry to hear about your mum, that's dreadful!"

"Hey where you going??"
"Tom's at Sageway Junoir right...this is a  short cut!"

At the Dixon's Penelope's ready to meet the kids when they get back from school:
"Hiya Mum."
"Hi girls, hi Daniel...listen can you all sit down please...I need to talk to you."
"Sure..what's up..."

"This is gonna be a shock but your Dad's gone."
"What do you mean?? Mum, where's he gone?"
"Dee, oh you might as well know...he's gambled away every simleon we had...we have nothing, Roxy...no college fund, he's spent the lot.."
"No college fund?? Mum....don't cry.."
"I can't bear what he's done to this family...he's ruined us and so, so I've thrown him out. Your father and I are getting a divorce."

"Your what!?"
"Dee, don't get angry...please.."
"You can't! I don't care what he's done...you can't divorce him...he's my dad!!"
"Dee please....just listen..."
"I won't listen, I won't!!"
"Dee, look Dad's been terrible to mum, we can still see him..."

"But Roxy, he's our Dad, I want him at home.."
"Dee...it'll be alright...come on...think about mum here, come on Dee...it'll be alright.."

Laura comes around:
"Aww sleeping beauty awakes....hi there Laura...nice to see you, what do think of your new home!!"
"Mmmm, ooohh, hmmmpf.."
"Its not good Laura, I'm not going to ungag you but even if I did, no-one will ever hear you...or find you!!"

"So, i guess your wondering whats going on. Let me see......did you know that Harry had an affair before, that this girl got pregnant and through the stress lost Harry and the baby!! You did.....well here it is.....I lost my baby, the thing I loved the most and Harry abandoned me and now he's gonna pay......by losing the thing that he loves the most!! Haa Haa Haa"